Terms and Conditions

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The use of this site is governed by the policies, terms and conditions set forth below, please read them carefully. Your use of this site indicates your acceptance of these terms and conditions. Your placement of an order indicates your acceptance of these terms and conditions. Your submittal of any purchase order to MarriedDance.com indicates acceptance of these terms and conditions. These terms and conditions shall supersede any subsequent terms or conditions included with any purchase order, whether or not such terms or conditions are signed by MarriedDance.com. MarriedDance.com reserves the right to make changes to this site and these terms and conditions at any time.

Copyright and Trademark Notice

This site is owned and operated by Brent T. Unless otherwise specified, all materials appearing on this site, including the text, site design, logos, graphics, icons, and images, as well as the selection, assembly and arrangement thereof, are the sole property of MarriedDance.com, Copyright © 2016, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. All audio and video clips are licensed by, or are the sole property of, MarriedDance.com or their respective content providers. All software used on the site is licensed by, or is the sole property of, MarriedDance.com or those vendors supplying the software. You may use the content of this site only for the purpose of shopping on this site or placing an order on this site and for no other purpose. No materials from this site may be copied, reproduced, modified, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of MarriedDance.com. All rights not expressly granted herein are reserved. Any unauthorized use of the materials appearing on this site may violate copyright, trademark and other applicable laws and could result in criminal or civil penalties.

Disclaimer and Limitation of Liability as to Products Sold

All of products sold through MarriedDance.com are not guaranteed against defects and all defects must be handled through the manufacturer. Returns and exchanges that are allowed on a case by case basis are subject to the following conditions. Merchandise must be factory sealed to receive a refund. Shipping charges are not refundable. We do not pay for postage on returns. Defective novelty items can only be replaced with another of the same item, no substitutions will be made and no refunds will be issued. Non-defective novelties may not be returned for any reason. Except as expressly stated herein, MarriedDance.com makes no representations or warranties, either express or implied, of any kind with respect to products sold on any MarriedDance.com web site. Except as expressly stated herein, MarriedDance.com expressly disclaims all warranties, express or implied, of any kind with respect to products sold on this site, including but not limited to, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. You agree that the sole and exclusive maximum liability to MarriedDance.com arising from any product sold on any of its websites shall be the price of the product ordered. In no event shall MarriedDance.com, its directors, officers, employees or other representatives be liable for special, indirect, consequential, or punitive damages related to any product sold.

Typographical Errors

In the event a product is listed at an incorrect price or with incorrect information due to typographical error or error in pricing or product information received from our suppliers, MarriedDance.com shall have the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for product listed at the incorrect price. MarriedDance.com shall have the right to refuse or cancel any such orders whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. If your credit card has already been charged for the purchase and your order is canceled, MarriedDance.com shall immediately issue a credit to your credit card account in the amount of the charge.


This site may contain links to other sites on the Internet that are owned and operated by third parties. You acknowledge that MarriedDance.com is not responsible for the operation of or content located on or through any such site.

Order Acceptance Policy

Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. MarriedDance.com reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason. All orders placed over $250.00 (U.S.) are subject to pre-approval with an acceptable method of payment, as established by our credit and fraud avoidance department. We may require additional verifications or information before accepting any order. All MarriedDance.com websites are resellers to end user customers and does not accept orders from exporters, wholesalers, or other customers who intend to resell the products offered.

Health and Safety Precautions

All products are sold as novelty only. Products sold at MarriedDance are not intended for medical applications or any use that has an adverse effect on any function of the body. To avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing physical conditions, these devices should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas of skin.

Jurisdiction and Venue

You agree that any legal action brought against MarriedDance.com, shall be governed by the laws of the State of Louisiana without regard to its conflict of law principles. You agree that the sole jurisdiction and venue for any litigation arising from your use of or orders made on an MarriedDance.com website shall be an appropriate Federal or State court located in Louisiana.